[IC] [voice post]

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[Murmured, nearly inaudible.] H--Horatio? The pain, it's--

[A long pause, marked with fumbling noises, and then a sharp intake of breath.] Lord, that's a grand spread--hm? [A beeping noise.] "Recording"? Recording what? [The sound of a few keys being hit, essentially at random.] What is this thing anyw--

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((ooc: Wakes up at a buffet with a laptop. SO MUCH FOOD. SO CONFUSING. Will get better at writing Archie when it's not midnight-thirty.))

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[undeadkennedys.livejournal.com]

[He tries to use the € and ends up with "archiw4."] No good. Perhaps...curdle?

[Turns out that hitting the "ctrl" key doesn't do anything. Neither does "alt," but when he hits the one shaped like a waving flag, the start menu comes up. Archie knocks his head against Bush's, come in close once more, when it happens. It's going to take a bit before the damned thing stops startling him.] Oh! I apologize.

[yrobtsvt.livejournal.com]

[Bush quite happily leans back again, sour-faced, to rub at the spot on his forehead where he's been assaulted. He shakes his head, slow and dismissive, to any apology, but stands after a moment, noting:]

It seems the only option left is to press every spot on that thing and see what it does. I'll leave you to that. [Brb, getting more food.]

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[Archie is willing to do as told, but none of them close the start menu. By the time Bush returns, he has taken to hitting the keys at random, as they don't seem to be doing anything of use.]

And I believe it is your turn to fiddle with it, for I would like to try the gooseberry pudding. [Playing with computers is hungry work. He stands up.] Please don't challenge it to a duel while I'm away.

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[Bush pokes at his food for a moment before looking up, replying with his best thin-lipped glare.] Of course, Mr Kennedy.

[He leans in front of it, not touching anything for fear of making it angry again.] You had noticed it says your name up here, had you not? [Have you ever heard Bush's voice, completely bored, before? Well, now you have.]

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Does it?

[Archie comes back with several other dessert-ish things in addition to gooseberry pudding, as well as a fresh tankard of ale, and gives it a glance.] And so much the worse for it, if it insists on listing my entire name. [Because I want someone to be all "lol Archibald" here, dammit.]

[And he belatedly remembers the arrow, but as he hasn't quite figured out clicking, he merely moves it around the screen ineffectually.]

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[Bush's eyes follow the arrow around the screen, still frowning.] Odd that it knew your name. [Horatio would surely grasp the implications of this development automatically; Bush can only shrug at them, pondering loosely.]

Have you explored any more of this place, beside this room, and this... thing, Mr Kennedy? I wonder at what other marvels it would hold.

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Quite. I suppose that means it was meant for me to have?

[Archie's attention is drawn away from the computer, though his fingers are still running over the touchpad.] I have not; I'd time to get some supper and talk through this thing-- [And he taps the touchpad, and suddenly, the start menu is gone. And so he's staring back at the screen once more.] --did you see that? It went away again. [He can't hide the note of pride at making the menu disappear.]

[yrobtsvt.livejournal.com]

Indeed. And congratulations on your find. [Oh, wry tones.]

[Bush's eyebrows quirk up at this new development.] What did you do to make it appear in at first?

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Thank you. [Oh, cheeky grins.] This means you beat the one likely meant for you to death; my sympathies for your loss.

[He points to the Window key but doesn't press it again.] I touched the one that looks like a banner. Its purpose is beyond me, though.

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I think I can make do without one of my own, though thank you for kindly expressing your concern. [All said with a completely straight face, if not for that slight tilt of his head, and the tone of his voice, signaling the jest.]

[He hovers his hand over the menu key.] If I may, Mr Kennedy?

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And you are always welcome to borrow mine, of course. [Oh, Bush, you and your subtle lols.]

[He moves his hands out of his way.] At your leisure, Mr Bush.

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Should we ever see to these devices holding any merit or use, I shall be happy to. [But now, all attention goes back to the matter at hand. Bush presses the menu button, and...]

[Well, there's the menu. He presses it again, and it disappears. And again, making the menu reappear for the third time.] I can't for the life of me imagine any point to this. [He presses the button a few more times, bored again.]

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[Archie hmmms at this and realizes he did not think to press the button a second time. Oops.] It is a fine trick. Perhaps it is a toy for children.

[Why they were given them remains a question in that case, though.] But since it will not reveal its secrets to us, it might be more satisfying to explore, as you suggested.

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I should like to see the child who could understand this mess. [Bush takes a final bite of his potatoes and nods, standing.]

I would be most amendable, Mr Kennedy. We can find you a neck cloth, you are aware you are indecent? [He himself is shuffling back into his coat, the lapels of which hide the quirk to his mouth.]

[undeadkennedys.livejournal.com]

As would I; he could explain it to us.

[Archie stands likewise and waits while Bush puts his coat back on.] I had noticed, yes. I suppose we must hope for a tailor's run by the angels of the Lord.

[yrobtsvt.livejournal.com]

[Pistol(s): check. Sword: check. Coat: check. Bush puts his hat under his arm and nods,] And I suppose I'll be needing more than one pair of trousers, if I'm expected to stay here for any length of time.

After you, Mr Kennedy.

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[Archie casts a glance over to his laptop; does he take it with? There is no one around to steal it away, of course, and it is an incredibly awkward shape to carry. It can stay here and go dark again if it likes, he decides; he certainly doesn't know what to do with it.]

Thank you, Mr Bush. [Archie leads the way out, savouring the easiness with which he may walk, and suddenly they're...in the food court proper, I guess? So many taverns, so many taverns, I guess?]

[yrobtsvt.livejournal.com]

It is precious eerie, I recall. So many taverns and no one at all to taste any of their wares. I cannot understand it. [Even for heaven, it's quite strange.]

[...Kind of strange, like the monkey that just jumped of the nearest potted plant to land on Bush's shoulder. He gives a Very Manly Yelp of surprise, and tosses the thing off him. It lands on the floor, ooking and staring up at them, before vaulting back up again, this time headed for the perch of Archie's shoulders.]

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[Archie makes a noise of agreement and would say more, but hoshit monkey time. He doesn't actually see it at first, though Bush's shout brings it to his attention.]

[And then it is hard to ignore when it lands on his shoulder. He flinches slightly, but it doesn't try and bite him. Archie turns his head to get a better look at it and reaches a cautious hand to its fur.] And what menagerie did you escape from?

[yrobtsvt.livejournal.com]

[Ampersand meanwhile contents himself with petting Archie's nose, muttering "Ook, ook ooh," and eventually running his grubby little monkey hands through Archie's hair, searching for snacks.]

[Bush just stares incredulously. After a moment, he mutters,] Well, he seems to like you. I'll do my best not to be offended.

[undeadkennedys.livejournal.com]

I imagine he would like you as well, if you hadn't thrown him to the grou--here, stop that!

[He doesn't sound particularly annoyed with Ampersand, only he will have to retie his hair if the monkey doesn't remove his hands. Taking care not to hurt him, Archie tries to make a barrier of his hand in front of his hair.]

[undeadkennedys.livejournal.com]

Nearly as great a threat as that machine of yours. [Archie is just lucky that he got monkeyed second, or he would've done pretty much the same thing, let's all be honest here.]

[And chewing on his thumb is preferable to having his hair pulled out, so Archie allows it to continue.] He's not a bad fellow. Perhaps he's lonely.

[yrobtsvt.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. Doubtlessly so, Mr Kennedy. [Quiet about the machines, Mr Kennedy :|]

[Cautiously, Bush leans over to scratch Ampersand's head. In return, Ampersand gives a quiet 'ooohk' and continues his assault on Archie's thumb.] Do apes get lonely? Now you'll tell me you're some species of naturalist.

[yrobtsvt.livejournal.com]

You mean if he hadn't jumped on me unawares? [Things Bush does not like: Turnips, being surprised, and being surprised by monkeys.]

[Ampersand, on the other hand, decides that this hand-barrier is obviously a toy, and quite happily begins to gnaw on it-- not with teeth or in any way that might break the skin or harm, but he's lightly chewing on your thumb, Archie.]