honouraryfitz: (impressed)
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Rusty still isn't sure how she got here--the door she'd opened was supposed to be to a supply closet, not a glittering hotel--but she's not about to complain. The huge crystal chandelier hanging from the ceiling is like something out of a movie, and same with the marble floors and huge wooden front desks. Maybe you could see something like this in New York City, but she certainly hasn't before.

It's funny to think of being like a pioneer in a big, empty hotel, but that's what she feels like. Now more than ever, she's on her own, and she'll need her wits about her to figure things out. First things first: Don't hotels usually have restaurants? She might not be able to afford it, but she could offer to work for some food.

When she gets up to the restaurant floor, there's a buffet piled high with everything she's missed about America: great pots of baked beans, mounds of fluffy mashed potatoes, thick cuts of brisket and turkey, slices of apple pie with sugared crust, and more. Best of all, there's no price listed--to the contrary, the sign seems to indicate she doesn't have to pay at all. Rusty's too hungry to debate further; she piles up a plate with food and sits down to eat.
hungrylike: (static.)
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So, yeah, like, this place has all sorts of things, more'n I thought there'd be of what I was looking for, but there ain't any people I seen yet. Anybody around out there? Me, I'll be in the cafe, I guess. I'm brilliant with burgers.
sebastard: Ivor Norvello in drag around the turn of the 20th century (the lady viola)
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[So long as Sebastian's here, he supposes he might as well see if he can find some kind of memento for Aziz, and a book seems like a great idea. Now if only he could get some service.] Hello? Excuse me, hello?
[identity profile] undeadkennedys.livejournal.com
[begin voice post]

[Murmured, nearly inaudible.] H--Horatio? The pain, it's--

[A long pause, marked with fumbling noises, and then a sharp intake of breath.] Lord, that's a grand spread--hm? [A beeping noise.] "Recording"? Recording what? [The sound of a few keys being hit, essentially at random.] What is this thing anyw--

[end voice post]

((ooc: Wakes up at a buffet with a laptop. SO MUCH FOOD. SO CONFUSING. Will get better at writing Archie when it's not midnight-thirty.))
[identity profile] victoryof.livejournal.com
[In several languages is a single message written out, before it is transmitted in English:]

To the HMS Allegiance: Man overboard.

That aside, I assume even from my gross lack of experience with the country that this is not New South Wales.
[identity profile] seenthemall.livejournal.com
This is the most spectacular movie set I've ever seen, RF! You've really outdone yourself.

[And then, glancing around her--]

...RF?

Don?

((OOC: In the casino, a little confused and suspicious, uh.))
[identity profile] bouncy-hair.livejournal.com
Oh, this is so better than Cashman's.
[identity profile] whythelast.livejournal.com
Did you know Elvis had a twin brother?

Testing, testing, one, two, three. I'm having that dream again, except this time I'm in a casino, and I have a laptop and a monkey instead of a tommy gun and my-- lady, uh. Friend. My lady friend. My friend who is also a lady.

Not that there's a second option.

Hey, did you know, when Viva Las Vegas came out, some tabloids took the pictures of the chaple scene and said Elvis and Ann-Margret'd really gotten married?

Did you Sammy Davis Jr is in Diamonds Are Forever?

Does anyone know where I am?

[ooc HEY IT'D BE COOL IF YOU'D JUST ASSUME THE ONLY ICONS YOUR CHARACTER CAN SEE OF YORICK'S ARE THE ONES WHERE HE'S GOT THE GASMASK ON, THANKS.]