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[personal profile] hungrylike
So, yeah, like, this place has all sorts of things, more'n I thought there'd be of what I was looking for, but there ain't any people I seen yet. Anybody around out there? Me, I'll be in the cafe, I guess. I'm brilliant with burgers.
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[personal profile] whydidithavetobemummies
Okay, here's what I've got.

• Clothes.
• Thompson.
• Colt one.
Someone's ridiculous Derringer. Actually, I'm not carrying that around in public.
• Colt two.
• BAR.
• New gun bag. Some nine-thousand-year-old thing came back from the dead long enough to eat my old one.
• Sandwiches.

Anyone else got any bright ideas? Evy, suggestions?
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[begin voice post]

[Murmured, nearly inaudible.] H--Horatio? The pain, it's--

[A long pause, marked with fumbling noises, and then a sharp intake of breath.] Lord, that's a grand spread--hm? [A beeping noise.] "Recording"? Recording what? [The sound of a few keys being hit, essentially at random.] What is this thing anyw--

[end voice post]

((ooc: Wakes up at a buffet with a laptop. SO MUCH FOOD. SO CONFUSING. Will get better at writing Archie when it's not midnight-thirty.))
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[In several languages is a single message written out, before it is transmitted in English:]

To the HMS Allegiance: Man overboard.

That aside, I assume even from my gross lack of experience with the country that this is not New South Wales.
[identity profile] bouncy-hair.livejournal.com
Oh, this is so better than Cashman's.
[identity profile] whythelast.livejournal.com
Did you know Elvis had a twin brother?

Testing, testing, one, two, three. I'm having that dream again, except this time I'm in a casino, and I have a laptop and a monkey instead of a tommy gun and my-- lady, uh. Friend. My lady friend. My friend who is also a lady.

Not that there's a second option.

Hey, did you know, when Viva Las Vegas came out, some tabloids took the pictures of the chaple scene and said Elvis and Ann-Margret'd really gotten married?

Did you Sammy Davis Jr is in Diamonds Are Forever?

Does anyone know where I am?

[ooc HEY IT'D BE COOL IF YOU'D JUST ASSUME THE ONLY ICONS YOUR CHARACTER CAN SEE OF YORICK'S ARE THE ONES WHERE HE'S GOT THE GASMASK ON, THANKS.]